Thursday, February 08, 2007

Mal-Teeth Falcon

Mal-Teeth Falcon

Edwards Throws WingNuts Under The Bus...

The WingNuts are all a twitter about John Edwards hiring Amanda Marcotte of Pandagon and Melissa McEwan of Shakespeare's Sister as official bloggers for his Presidential Election Campaign.   Edwards made the decision and announced today that he will not fire them because people who would never vote for him ( the WingNuts ) want him to.   Go John...   Go Amanda...   Go Melissa...   Never let the WingNuts get you down...

The instigator of all the uproar is a WingNut Par Excellance by the name of William Donohue who heads the Catholic League who today called Barbara Walters - House Mom To Bigots...   He has had many documented bigoted, homophobe and racist remarks throughout his tenure.   His interference this time in a public capmaign may even be illegal as theorized by Jeffrey Feldman/Daily Kos:

Into the picture comes the Mal-Teeth Falcon to soar to new heights of hypocrisy by echoing William Donohue's cry that foul langauge is forbiden fruit for the Dems to pick while feasting on their on hate speech and outlandish rethoric.   The WingNuts of the Nest all eagerly flagellate wildly with beaks spread wide, desperate for a small regurgitance from the One On High, The Mal-Teeth Falcon (yes I invented this term - sorry skippy).   She who is worshipped throughout the land from every nest of 23%ers has decreed that she will fight the evil libs til the last putred breath creeps from her craw.

Libs beware...   The Mal-Teeth Falcon is on the fly...

Matt Stoller at MYDD has set up a BlogPac page (Fight back against media hypocrisy - Defend our fellow bloggers!) that you can send emails to the mass media who are supporting this smear campaign...   I have already sent mine so I'm sure you will be clicking on over there and sending yours as well...   I'm sure skippy has already sent his too...

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Friday, February 02, 2007

Limpbaugh :: Peace Prize?

Rush Limpbaugh

Somehow his name and the Nobel Peace Prize don't quite fit in the same sentence.   Unless you live in the Bizarro World of Bushji The Magnificunt.   After realizing this 'news' would be perfect for this page, I did a little digging to find some links.

Atrios at Eschaton has the low-down on the whole pill bottle.   As we see from the Official Site of the Peace Prize ::

Nomination to the Nobel Peace Prize is by invitation only. The Nobel Committee sends confidential forms to persons who are competent and qualified to nominate. The names of the nominees and other information about the nominations cannot be revealed until 50 years later.

Atrios links to First Draft who came by the letter of nomination which reads as follows ::

Dear Dr. Mjos:

Landmark Legal Foundation herewith submits the name of Rush Limbaugh as an unsolicited nomination for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize. We are offering this nomination for Mr. Limbaugh's nearly two decades of tireless efforts to promote liberty, equality and opportunity for all mankind, regardless of race, creed, economic stratum or national origin. We fervently believe that these are the only real cornerstones of just and lasting peace throughout the world.

Rush Limbaugh is a nationally syndicated radio talk show host in the United States and one of the most popular broadcasters in the world. His daily radio show is heard on more than 600 radio stations in the United States and around the world. For 18 years he has used his show to become the foremost advocate for freedom and democracy in the world today. Everyday he gives voice to the values of democratic governance, individual opportunity and the just, equal application of the rule of law -- and it is fitting the Nobel Committee recognize the power of these ideals to build a truly peaceful world for future generations.

Thank you for your thoughtful and serious consideration of this nomination. Should you require additional information, please don't hesitate to contact me.


Mark R. Levin


Rush is a member of the Board of Advisors to this fine outstanding WingNut Legal Foundation and as you can see with your own lying eyes it is not even a bonafide nomination.   Maybe we should start a write-in letter campaign...   Wingnuttery at it's best, folks...   snicker...

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